New Quality-Of-Life Officer In The French Quarter

By B.B. St. Roman

We now have a new quality-of-life officer serving our needs in the French Quarter. Detective Eric Baehr is very excited about taking on this role. Although he is currently assigned to a day shift, he said he will gladly work at night to tackle particular problems.

His other skills include settling domestic violence problems, if any should arise within your earshot. His cell number is 913-3949 and his e-mail address is qol@nopd8.com.